VM: You have…eight…unheard messages. First message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at nine-oh-four am.
(Beep!) Rosie! It’s ‘Max the Beagle.’ Remember me? We sniffed each other’s butts over at Gunner’s house? Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to hang–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at ten-fifteen a.m.
(Beep!) Hi, Rosie, it’s Bruno–the dog at Whitehall Pet Practice? You’re on our books for a nail trim and exfoliation on Tuesday. I see that, once again, you’re bringing your friend Madam Rosa with you. Just a reminder that we do not serve alcoholic beverages, and we do not allow alcoholic beverages in the clinic. Call me if you need further clarification of that polic–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at eleven-seventeen am.
(Beep!) Hi, Rosie, this is Lilly, Paul and Susan’s chihuahua? Listen, this is very important! I’ve got a message for Mitch, and it’s a matter of life and–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at twelve-oh-one pm.
(Beep!) Heeeey, girl! It’s me. Dante. The long, cool, labradoodle who sniffed your badonkadonk on the beach yesterday. Wasup, dawg? You said I was, “One smooth criminal.” I love that! Girl, you is absolutely off da chain, na mean? How ’bout we go taggin’ tonight? Just you and me. You know my numba. Just holla. (Beep!)
VM: To delete this message, press seven. To save it, press nine. (Beep!) Message will be saved for…14…days. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at six thirty-six pm.
(Beep!) Rosie, it’s Max again. I left a message earlier, and I was afraid maybe you didn’t– (Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at six-fifty-one pm.
(Beep!) Rosie, it’s Mitch. Listen, I was expecting a very important call–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent Saturday, February 2nd, at nine-twenty-seven pm.
(Beep!) This call is from Verizon Wireless. You have exceeded your allotted minutes on this account. If you want to continue making calls–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. Next message, sent today, at seven-fifty-three am.
(Beep!) Rosie! It’s Max–(Bleep!)
VM: Message deleted. End of messages. To hear your saved messages, press one.
(Beep!) Heeeey, girl! It’s me. Dante. The long, cool, labradoodle who sniffed your badonkadonk on the beach yesterday. Wasup, dawg? You said I was, “One smooth criminal.” I love that! Girl, you is absolutely off da chain, na mean? How ’bout we go taggin’ tonight? Just you and me. You know my numba. Just holla. (Beep)
VM: Re-saved. Main menu. To listen to your saved messages, press one.
(Beep!) Heeeey, girl! It’s me. Dante…
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